Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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PICKLES

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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