- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

whats brown and sticky a stick

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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