Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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hashtags suck balls

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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