- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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