- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

My parents died!

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

When is a door not a door? Never.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Smelly Indians.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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