- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

noah is a scrub jungle

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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