- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Yo Momma So Fat!

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

why did the man die? he was shot

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

homosexual

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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