- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

your so fat. your fat!

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

PENIS that is all

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

matt is fat

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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