- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

It says so on your cap.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

poopy is poopy

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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