- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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