What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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Turkeys are obese

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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Anti Joke

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