- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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