a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

A penis walks into a bar..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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