Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

I walk into a bar...

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Eric is gay Ha

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Jordan is pregant

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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