What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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