*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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HOLY COW!

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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A man was shot. He died.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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