- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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