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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

France had one revolution

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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