Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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Anti Joke

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