Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Hail Hitler

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Anti Joke

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