If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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