- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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