What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

Vaginal secretions

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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