What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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