- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Michael Brown

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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