Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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A man walks into a bar and says give me a 84 bourbon, when he gets it he spits it out and says this is no 84 bourbon this is a 74 scotch, So he asks for a 68 brandy , when he gets it he spits it out again in disgust saying this isn't a 68 brandy this is a 87 whiskey!, than the old man next to him says here try this, the man says what is it?, the old man just says try it, so the man does, he spits it out and shouts this is urine!, the old man says correct, now tell me how old i am.

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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