- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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