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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a seal walks into a club.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

whats green and slimy? green slim

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Yanter, Look it up

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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