- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

A man walks into a bar

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Wenis Penis

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Pickle

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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