Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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