- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

pobody's nerfect

Christ is a conspiracy

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

bite me

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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