How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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