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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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