- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

The chickens have become self-aware!

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