what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

3021 North Broadway Avenue

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

You should read the Terms of Service.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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