- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Neither did she.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

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