No soap radio

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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