Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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