- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Pickles are powerful

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

my egg roll

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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