- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

The Princess is in another castle

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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