Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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