What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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nothing

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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