Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

yes i can connor, this is brett.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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