- Anti Joke

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy