What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Set up Punch line.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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