- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

quantum physics?

Nero, sure you are okay?

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Who is Dank? A: Billal

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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