anti jokes are really funny

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Obama lin Baden.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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13 =B you just learned something

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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