- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

What's the new green? Green

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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