- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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