Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

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quantum physics?

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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