- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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penis in the camel

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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