Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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