- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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