What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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