Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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Andoni was here

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hey hey apple

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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