Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Nickelback

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Katy Perry

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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