- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Anthony sucks

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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