what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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