- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Firgen and the blung brigade

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

knock knock Goodbye

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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