Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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