- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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