neil likes pube toast

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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