- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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