What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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