A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Donald Trump.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Caramel Boing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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