cory is gay

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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