- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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