- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Women's rights.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

There is no I in Pie except for the I

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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