- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

hey guys im gay

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

woman's rights

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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