- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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