How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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