What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...