- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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