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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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