What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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A fish swims up your penis...

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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