- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

What's your blood type? Red.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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