Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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