- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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