- Anti Joke

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Equal rights!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.