Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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