- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

who is really lanky? james cornish

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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