- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

How old are you? 7

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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