- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Poop

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Poker face

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Lets Go Lakers!

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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