- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Badabing.

Beka has AIDS

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