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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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