- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Racial equality.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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