- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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