- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A cat playing laser tag.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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