- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Grace Ackerson

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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