Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

hi

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Knock, Knock! Go away!

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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