- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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