why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

I'm Polish.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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