- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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