- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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