Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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