- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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