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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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