- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

3021 North Broadway Avenue

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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