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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

What did the man say to his doctor?

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

a black guy walks into a black bar

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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