You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

2 black kids walk into school

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

What's 1+1? 69.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

hey guys im gay

i wonder who made this website? a human

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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