Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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dead dibbs

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Dont read this joke

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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A whole 'nother.

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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