- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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