- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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