what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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There is a young boy called Clive, and his dad asks him what he wants for his birthday: "I would like one yellow golf ball please dad" he said. Of course, his father was quite surprised by his son's request, but nevertheless, he got him a yellow golf ball for his birthday. A few years later, clive does amazingly well at school and gets all As in his final exams. Filled with pride and love for his son, his father says to him: "I can't begin to tell you how proud i am of you, Clive. In fact, you can have a preasant! What do you want?" Clive thinks for a moment. "i would like one hundred yellow golf balls please!" His father was a bit annoyed at his strange request, but neverrtheless, gave Clive his yellow golf balls. A few years later, Clive wins the gold medal at the olymics for the 100m sprint. His father is very proud: "Son, i am so happy about the way you've turned out. You make me so proud. Is there anything you want me to do for you?" "can i have 1000 yellow golf balls please" Now his father got annoyed, he thought Clive was taking the piss. Eventually though, he calmed down and got clove the golf balls. Unfortunatley, Clive gets diagnosed with a deadly disease. His father is heartbroken. And as clive is lying on the hospital bed, his father moves close and speaks to him. "Son" he said, tears welling up in his eyes, "I just want to ask you one thing." "Ok," Clive said, as he too started to get emotional. "Why on earth did you want all those golf balls?" Clive looked deep into his father's eyes, as he took his last breath said: "I wanted them because- ack -splutter- ack" And he died.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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