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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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