- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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