- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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