- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

the WNBA

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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