- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

What's your blood type? Red.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Your sex life.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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