- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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